At the risk of (justifiably) being accused of hijacking the thread, perhaps I can nominate an alternative lineup for those of us whose taste runs in a slightly different direction (carefully resisting the temptation to say: "for those of use who have taste"

). As with the original post, I tried to keep this at least somewhat regional.
The apparent distortion is really from the two center bottles being forced into too small of a box, not from the lens. The lens (28/2.8 @ f/11) isn't that bad. Then again, I'm pretty sure the green cast in the label on the bottle of Cask 23 is from CA, not the lighting or the label itself; the lens isn't particularly stellar either.