We all have someone on our Christmas list who we just can't figure out what they might want. Well I'm here to help. It's so convenient too, it's all on Amazon. Ready? Good.
3B Scientific W43014 Testicle Self Exam Form
by 3B Scientific
4.4 out of 5 stars
Price: $114.00
Some nifty ideas there,
I’m not totally sure about the inspection kit for the family jewels or what it’s supposed too accomplish, but hey someone might get their rocks off on it, so to speak.
And I have some slight apprehension about the Mega Swiss Army Knife; should someone have it fully deployed for some task and forget where they left it…on a seat...in a driveway…on the top step in the dark…hmmm yeah thinking about it, it could be prone to a little collateral damage that one, in the wrong hands, but then it’s their own fault for being so difficult to buy for….agreed?
The Outlook for Wooden Toilet Seats in Greater China looks like it would have been a steal at $495 back in 2009 but would probably be on the discount list now surely as there is only a couple of years of useful data left at the present time in nearly 2012, but for those who have everything it could be just the ticket…it’s the thought that counts…right?
I just love the Wolf Urine Lure and a bargain at just $31.95 that’s sure to get rid of all those pesky Deer hanging around the place, I reckon you could give that to just about anyone…who has a Deer problem, and who hasn’t? there has been an advert on TV recently showing huge numbers of Deer in mass migration through the heart of a city (not sure which city) causing all sorts of mayhem, blocking up the roads, even getting into elevators, offices and nightclubs, you name it absolute bedlam; now if everyone had a bottle of that to spread around they could clear that problem up in no time.
Greg
